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HERE ARE THE WINNERS TO MY BIRTHDAY QUESTION ON AUGUST 22 2013

YOUR BRAIN FEELS IT WHEN YOU WORRY ABOUT MATHEMATICS

Have you ever seen a  Mathematics question of this nature?

Prove that"

0V = 0 

Ridiculous? I assume that is what you have in mind.
But friend, If you try to solve this without the knowledge of VECTOR SPACES in Abstract Algebra,  you might end up disappointed and anxiety and phobia begin to rain over you (you may disagree if you are not a lover of mathematics)!

This makes me worry about the future of the English language

OXFORD just added some srsly buzzworthy words to their online dictionary – squee! With influences ranging from technology to fashion, there is something for everyone in the update.

just take note of the words in blue, they are very new in the world of the English language. Sorry, you cant find them in your dictionary. Below are the others

24-Year-old Nigerian Woman Graduates With 4.0 Out Of 4.0 CGPA In University Of Texas.

24-Year-old Nigerian Woman Graduates With 4.0 Out Of 4.0 CGPA In University Of Texas.

A 24 year old Nigerian, Ms Imafidon Uwa Osamede, just graduated from the University of Texas at Arlington (UTA) in the US with Masters degree in Microbiology and made a 4.0 CGPA out of the maximum 4.0 CGPA.

ISLAM DOES NOT RESTRICT MARRIAGE TO AGE.

I don't understand why some ignorant people talk as if they know Islam more than Muslims. While running his mouth Pastor Johnson Sulaiman said: "Islam says when you marry a girl under 18 years, you do not touch her until she is 18 years."
The more we try to explain to these morally bankrupt individuals with titles like "pastor", "nollywood star" or even the  crazy ex-minister Fani-Kayode the more confused they become.

NO MORE PRIVACY FOR YOU, YOU AGREED TO IT YOURSELF

Welcome,

You may be wondering what i mean by saying that there is no more privacy for you. yes, i mean it. Infact, you agreed to it yourself.

HERE IS HOW I CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY AND YOUR SURPRISE PACKAGE

I'm happy you come back today. Though probably because of the surprise package i promised you yesterday (laughs). Don't panic, I will surely fulfill my promise. It just take a few lines down to know what the BIG SURPRISE IS.

It's a surprise! tomorrow is my birthday.

Thanks to this Facebook of a thing. i can hardly believe that tomorrow is my birthday. whao! Facebook is right.
what a surprise! k.
If that is the case, I'll also have to surprise ASB Readers with a surprise package. want to know? cool down friend. tomorrow is the day.

it's a promise friend. freebies... unexpected!

THE HARM WE HAVE CAUSED TO OUR MOTHERS

If you are reading this post, no doubt you have caused the same harm and you must always care for her.

Many of us, by the time we attain a particular age, we begin to abuse our mothers probably because she has done what she shouldn't have done or have behaved in a childish manner- things that only babies or kids do. You basically didn't know that you are the cause for her childish behaviour. Some are even ashamed to show his/her mother to his/her friends simply because of his/her mother's 'child-caused-behaviour' Didn't agree with me? please read on...
There is a pipe-like tubular vein which

THE HUMAN BRAIN HACKED!

With a chilling hint of the not-so-distant future, researchers at the Usenix Security conference have demonstrated a zero-day vulnerability in your brain. Using a commercial off-the-shelf brain-computer interface, the researchers have shown that it’s possible to hack your brain, forcing you to reveal information that you’d rather keep secret.

WHAT HAPPENS AFTER PRODUCT EXPIRY DATE?

Could you believe i went to the market this morning? don't be amazed. you think me a woman? no! i still remain a man. No! a guy! (laughs).

I went to the open market to buy a carton of 50 cans of A tomato paste (Brand name withheld). wandering what i want to use them for? never mind. please read on.

Upon entering a shop, the owner confirmed she had it and was selling for #1350. Happily, i told her to give me

DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR HEART DIES?

Do you know when your heart dies?

your heart dies ... When your troubles and worries abound

your heart dies ... When you laugh for no reason

your heart dies ... When you lose confidence in yourself

your heart dies ... When you forget the remembrance of God

DO YOU KNOW THE REASON WHY YOU FIND IT DIFFICULT TO CRY WHENEVER YOU READ THE QUR'AN?

It is one of the characteristics of believers to cry whenever reciting the Qur'an or whenever it is being recited to them. Allah describe this, saying:  

"When they hear what was revealed to the messenger, you see their eyes flooding with tears as they recognize the truth therein, and they say, "Our Lord, we have believed, so count us among the witnesses." 5:83.

IS AL-KHADIR STILL ALIVE?

The Prophet (Peace be upon him) said: 

 "…Once Prophet Moses stood up and addressed Banu Israel. He was asked: "Who is the most learned man amongst the people?" He said: "I am the most learned." Allah admonished Moses as he did not attribute absolute knowledge to Him (Allah). So Allah inspired to him, "At the junction of the two seas there is a slave of mine who is more learned than you." Moses said: "O my Lord! How can I meet him?" Allah Almighty said: "Take a fish in a large basket (and proceed) and you will find him at the place where you will lose the fish." So Moses set out along with his (servant) boy, Yusha` bin Nun and carried a fish in a large basket till they reached a rock, where they laid their heads (i. e. lay down) and slept.

THE CONTRADICTIONS IN THE QURAN

welcome.

we shall be looking at just two contradictions commonly mentioned by those who attempt to reduce the Qur’aan to the level of the bible. study the verses below:

EID TEXT MESSAGES

Find below many different Eid text messages which you can forward to your family, friends and love one:

1. All that is in the heavens and the earth glorifieth Allah; and He is the Mighty, the Wise. the Holy Quran [ 57:1]

Eid Mubarak to You.

THE MOON FOR EID WILL BE SOUGHT ON TUESDAY NIGHT

1. It has been announced in Saudi that the moon for Eid will be sought on Tues night which means we fasted for 28 days if it is spotted.

2. This can happen & it does not necessitate opposition to any hadeeth as the Messenger said: “Fast when you see it & stop when you see it..

3. So if the moon is sighted, we cannot fast on the day of Eid. This happened in the time of Ali (radhi Allaahu anhu) & they made up a day.

FAREWELL RAMADAN LECTURE BY MUFTI MENK

This lecture was delivered by Mufti Menk at 1.30 AM at Masjidul Aqsa with tears indeed. CLICK or COPY and PASTE the link below to listen.

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clear voice and good quality audio. Maa Sha Allaah.
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THE MAN WHO HAS LIVED IN HOSPITAL FOR 45 YEARS

Paulo Henrique Machado has lived almost his entire life in hospital. As a baby he suffered infantile paralysis brought on by polio, and he is still hooked up to an artificial respirator 24 hours a day. But despite this, he has trained as a computer animator and is now creating a television series about his life.